Omnipotence Paradox

My main problem in life is that my boss doesn’t realise how funny I am

ASK ME HOW LONG I PLAN TO BE IN THE OFFICE THIS WEEK

dudeinpublishing:

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I think it’s time to start casually dropping hints that I’d like my boyfriend to “surprise me” with an advent calendar before Christmas… Yes?

Goal in Life:

Own a Macbook 

babieswithrabiesforpresident2013:

step 1 of being like zaina : do not run for buses. Even if your bus is there and you’re late do not run. I just missed my bus and could see it/could’ve run for it but I didn’t and now I have to wait indefinitely for the next one but at least I didn’t look like a loser freak running bitch and I look cute as heck waiting for my bus right now

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mmaaddison:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

(Source: ingroan, via sian-valentine)

halfsquaretriangles:


@KathleenMRooney Most mind-blowing fact I’ve encountered all month, scurvy-related or otherwise.

oh.
aboveaurum:

soundproofliz:

amen

broke bitches unite
"Our hearts beat so loud the neighbours think we’re fucking when I’m just trying to find the nerve to touch your face."

Andrea Gibson, “Pansies” (via candy1945)

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